As I was playing with my homemade transformer toys, here’s what I said:

Starscream: “But everyone farts! Booooopppp!”
Bumblebee: “Not Transformers. Transformers don’t fart!”
Starscream: “Everyone farts! See? Booooopppp!”
Optimum Prime: “GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!! (yelling at Starscream in a very Transformer’s like voice).

Best teacher in the world: “K8 what can you tell me about fish?”

K8: “They have gills to breathe through and mouths and eyes. Those are so they don’t bump into each other.”

BTITW: “What about birds?”

K8: “They have wings to fly. Sometimes they fly all over the world. And sometimes they get hit by cars.”

“Daddy, you’re going to make so much money that you and mommy don’t have to work and you and mommy can pick me up from school everyday, right daddy?”

Kaitlyn:

Daddy, we need candles!

Daddy:

Why?

Kaitlyn:

We’re having a birthday party in your room! In your bed, and we’re burning your pillows!!

Uh oh.

Do you need any help? Cause I’m a firefighter that turns into a nurse

Daddy: Kaitlyn, I have a really bad headache…

K8: How about I shake your head, will that help daddy?

Daddy: Uh, no thanks…

K8: Oh I know, how about I hit your head!

Can u take me to a bad place so I can beat up monsters and bad people? Please daddy

Can I take the rabbits home again this weekend?

Um. Why are you 2 friends saying that? I don’t know what ’s going on. I’m sad.

This is my chest and this is my tummy daddy. Do I have a baby in my tummy yet?